Lohan to Spend Time in Morgue
Linsay Lohan got busted driving drunk twice in a three month span. So, the judge has no other option but to punish the poor chit. According to The Sun, Ms. Lohan is going to be doing some of her community service in a county morgue. I don’t think this is a bad thing.
I’m all for drug rehab for folks young and old. I think that those who just can’t help but drive drunk, though they know the law, should have to do a stint there. Especially if they’re rich enough to afford a driver to take them to and fro when they’ve imbided. Lindsay’s done a short stint in rehab, but I’m pretty sure it didn’t help. Next step? Shock therapy.
Spending some time in a morgue, where victims of drunk driving, and other drug related crimes, come in every day could really knock some sense into her. She’ll be forced to look at what she might have done if she’d not been lucky (I consider it lucky because she didn’t kill someone else or herself). She’ll look at the injuries and the final results and know that she might have caused that. If she’s at all human, that’ll shock her straight for sure.
At least I hope so.
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There’s a hilarious video at the Gawker. It’s an interview with Tom “The Scientologist” Cruise.
Some gems from the video:
“[...]We create new and better realities.”
“[...]I help for the first time… to change people’s lives.”
“[...]We can rehabilitate criminals.”
“[...]We can bring peace.”
“[...]Being a Scientologist, people are turning to you and you know it, you know it and if you don’t you better learn it.”
“[...] I know, I know, I just know…you know?”
Poor Tom. Without a script he really struggles. And why couldn’t he help people before? He had enough money? What are you doing with all that money, Tom? Also, we’re waiting for that peace of which you speak, dear man. How about producing the goods? Hmmm?
Update:
YouTube has the video back up.
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