Tom Cruise Trying to be Deep… and Failing
There’s a hilarious video at the Gawker. It’s an interview with Tom “The Scientologist” Cruise.
Some gems from the video:
“[...]We create new and better realities.”
“[...]I help for the first time… to change people’s lives.”
“[...]We can rehabilitate criminals.”
“[...]We can bring peace.”
“[...]Being a Scientologist, people are turning to you and you know it, you know it and if you don’t you better learn it.”
“[...] I know, I know, I just know…you know?”
Poor Tom. Without a script he really struggles. And why couldn’t he help people before? He had enough money? What are you doing with all that money, Tom? Also, we’re waiting for that peace of which you speak, dear man. How about producing the goods? Hmmm?
Update:
YouTube has the video back up.
Popularity: 4% [?]
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He’s lost it so bad I doubt the Mothership will even pick him up when it’s time to back to whatever alien place Scientolgists come from.
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Hi, Beth,
This whole Scientology thing gives me the heeby geebies. And Tom just breaks my heart. I want to reach out and smack the crap out him for doing this to himself. May the force be with him.
Amen.